Limited-edition "highlighter-yellow" vinyl, second pressing.
Even drunks can understand probabilities, and the chances of getting a heart-warming story about a life of happiness and fulfillment out of your Uber driver are pretty much zilch. Then again, the chances are about the same with an internationally known comic talent. The chances of hilarity and joy, however, are far higher with the latter. Chris Porter, whose stripped-down, straightforward style took him to third place on āLast Comic Standing,ā a Netflix special, two Comedy Central features, and a live DVD/CD release, is back with his second project with Stand Up! Records, āLost & Alone.ā Heās a consummate professional, imperfect balladeer, reluctant braggart, fashion historian, marijuana and Fletch connoisseur, and general denim-wearing laugh-monger. Porterās southern drawl makes even the harsh truths go down smooth (itās not like you didnāt know Tinder ranks on the priority list right around āsomething you do while youāre poopingā), but make no mistake, this is high-proof, high-concept comedy. You might feel a little rough in the morning, but youāll know you earned it, buddy.
Track Listing
Uber for Life...Coach
Compromises & Cadillacs
Vagina, Murder, Dreams
Perfect People are the Worst
The Ballad of Grandpa's Friend Dirt (feat. Sarah McLachlan)
The Girl and the Cute Noise
Child Labor Check Drop
Netflix Slo Jams
37 & Single
Reachin' Out to the Youth
Analog Love
Tinder Box of Lies
Forrest Gump & The C-Word for Dudes
CP's History of Fashion
Even drunks can understand probabilities, and the chances of getting a heart-warming story about a life of happiness and fulfillment out of your Uber driver are pretty much zilch. Then again, the chances are about the same with an internationally known comic talent. The chances of hilarity and joy, however, are far higher with the latter. Chris Porter, whose stripped-down, straightforward style took him to third place on āLast Comic Standing,ā a Netflix special, two Comedy Central features, and a live DVD/CD release, is back with his second project with Stand Up! Records, āLost & Alone.ā Heās a consummate professional, imperfect balladeer, reluctant braggart, fashion historian, marijuana and Fletch connoisseur, and general denim-wearing laugh-monger. Porterās southern drawl makes even the harsh truths go down smooth (itās not like you didnāt know Tinder ranks on the priority list right around āsomething you do while youāre poopingā), but make no mistake, this is high-proof, high-concept comedy. You might feel a little rough in the morning, but youāll know you earned it, buddy.
Track Listing
Uber for Life...Coach
Compromises & Cadillacs
Vagina, Murder, Dreams
Perfect People are the Worst
The Ballad of Grandpa's Friend Dirt (feat. Sarah McLachlan)
The Girl and the Cute Noise
Child Labor Check Drop
Netflix Slo Jams
37 & Single
Reachin' Out to the Youth
Analog Love
Tinder Box of Lies
Forrest Gump & The C-Word for Dudes
CP's History of Fashion